PrivateSectorBureaucrat
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

groovypine:

just gonna give $100k to this dude who murdered an unarmed black kid. why? nah he doesn’t need financial support or anything, he’s on paid leave right now, but yknow. just want to throw my hard-earned money at murderers because i’m literal human filth

besturlonhere:

Ninja Babies Rout US Military, Demand BaBas And Nappy Time

besturlonhere:

Ninja Babies Rout US Military, Demand BaBas And Nappy Time

bookoisseur:

gaksdesigns:

Boneface

This feels like something from Saga.

hisaofukayamas:

michaeltrucco:

I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT

THEY DIDNT FOLLOW THE GAME THE GAME FUCKIN FOLLOWED THEM

babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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myloish:

 
kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

myloish:

 

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment